You Mom is So Fat that the Local Restaurant Says Maximum Occupancy 45 People or Your Mom.

Ha ha ha...I love that one.

I had a great weekend. I played a great round of golf on Friday, and then finally made it out to the Gorge on Saturday. I have been meaning to go out there all summer, but never got myself motervated. (I know I spelled motivated wrong tay-tay.) I forget how beautiful that place is. I had such a good time, and it wasn't as crowded as I thought it was going to be. I think I will be going out there again this weekend, unless I am on call which would suck but give me a chance to go to NC.

I guess I got an advanced copy of MMJ's new album Z because it is not supposed to come out until late September and let me tell you it is pretty bad ass. They have definetely matured as a band, and the new members add a different type of sound, feel, etc. Don't worry about calling the RIAA, I will be buying it when it comes out in September. They are touring soon too...Bogarts is the closest, but I might go see them in San Dimas.

Gheme (A combination of ghey and lame)

Cheney is at it again. Indirectly bashing grieving mothers with his petrol loving antics. What a dick. Ha! That's his name.

Ride it up for Jesus

I am getting a (long overdue) new ride. I am so super psyched that I don't have to ride around town in my clankety-ass hoopty that I have had for what seems like forever. The car I had previous to the current was my shaggin' wagon, which probably many people do not remember. Many good times were had in that beautiful car. However the Corolla has been all over the damn country. It is like a weary old traveler waiting for someone to buy him at a very cheap price from the parking lot of a Mexican restaurant. Here is the new car:


I find the car buying experience to be a large hassle. From selecting the most perfect car for the most perfect amount of money, to simply getting it back home from the dealership or wherever. It is a pain in the isass. (pronounced is-ass) But really the worst part is talking to the car salesman. You know that they are sometimes lying straight to your face, and you can't do anything about it. The guy I got was pretty cool, but he kept trying to get me to get the loan from them, but I am using my bank so I wouldn't budge. I could see his manager telling him to keep pushing me. Those guys are the real bastards. But anyway I am comfortable with my purchase and I should have the car today or tomorrow. Woo Hoo!!

You Say You Want A Revolution

We all want to change the world.

You tell me that it's evolution

We all want to change the world.

But when you talk about destruction

Don't you know that you can count me out.

Don't you know it's gonna be all right, all right, all right.

Just a few people I have been reading up on lately. I wish we had more people like this or at least more people who thought like this. We might, but they are probably suppressed before they can even get a chance to be heard. I am bored with the way people tip-toe around other people as if what they think of them actually matters. Lighten up people...you take yourselves way to seriously. If you really have something to contribute to the world speak up and change this place.

I already had this idea, just no money.

Organic Golf

Single Serving Life

Interesting lifestyle...maybe I should get used to it. I think your character really shines through when you are displaced from your home for a bit. It gives you a little time to think and can really experience yourself...even if it is from a hotel room. I think I'll get better at this as time goes on. I have never been really good at talking on the phone. I use a lot of body language when I talk and I can read it better than I can interperet the inflections on someones voice over the crappy Cingular network.

The best part about this trip is the rental car I got. Check it:



I love driving it...it is so choice. It has put me on the hunt for a new car. I am definetely in need of one. Just ask anyone who has ridden with me...(insert clever name for car here)is in bad bad shape.

I have to say I like Lexington a lot more than Louisville. I am surely biased, but everone is entitled to their opinion.

Namaste.